Superman Returns

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........... i have missed Superman Returns..... actually i like to see Brandon Routh, i mean the face, his face is so superman la! Muazzam said Superman Returns this time is not really 'kick' because they pick Brandon Routh to be the Superman. I asked "why?", then he answered, "because he is so damn handsome la....mana sesuai! One more thing, is too many love side than action la"

La...pulak dah! Boleh gitu?

I don't care what the reason is, I MUST SEE THE MOVIE! But it's too late now, the show is no more in the cinema i guess. Last week i was in my parent in law's house, actually i have something to do in KL, nanti la cerita panjang.... My father in law bought a Superman Returns dvd, i was so excited and started to watch it.

15 minutes later, i feel like i was watching Superman Returns in the hazy, you know la pirated dvd...but another 2 months, maybe i can get a 'clear, good, quality' pirated dvd for Superman Returns....(Do not attempt to follow this, say no to pirated dvd/cd, buy original! But i am not rich people, i don't work some more, can't afford to buy ori dvd/cd all the time mahh, so how mehh?) hahahahahahahahahaha

The Tailor Of Panama

One day when I was with my mom and dad going out for jalan-jalan, my mom said she needed a new blouse. So my dad and I, went over the boutiques in the shopping mall accompanying her to choose the best blouse. Too bad, after hundreds of blouse that we ‘scrutinized’, none of it hits her taste. So my dad asked my mom;

"Awak nak yang macam mana?"
(What type of blouse are you looking for?)

“Ala yang leher dia cekak musang tu..”
(I want something like, high collar..)

And then I asked her;

“Yang leher dia macam cheongsam tu ke mak?”
(You mean the collar like the ‘cheongsam’ one?)

She replied;

“Ha’ah yang tu la…kalau awak tengok rancangan Selamat Pagi Malaysia, ada pengacara tu pakai baju design tu, memang cantik la”
(Yess…exactly like that, if you watch the morning program by television, there is a host wearing the design that I want, it’s really exquisite)

After we have been struggling to find that type of blouse, suddenly my father gave an idea;

“Apa kata kita tempah aje? Lagi senang, nak cari yang dah siap design camtu, susah laa…”
(Why not we just tailor the blouse? Much more easier, it’s hard to find the ready made design for that type of blouse)

So we went straight to the tailor that my dad used to tailor his baju melayu and kemeja. The best part was, when the tailor asked my mom what kind of design she wants, my dad answered with very big confident and complete with a long imagination on the design;

“You ada tengok itu rancangan tiap pagi dekat RTM tak, Selamat Pagi Malaysia? Ada satu pengacara tv itu pakai baju macam design yang dia ni nak, dia punya collar tinggi…. baju labuh sampai lutut pakai dengan seluar la… bla bla bla bla and bla bla”
(Have you watched the morning show by RTM, Good Morning Malaysia? There is one host wearing that type of the design she wanted, the design has high collar, and blouse length until the knee wearing with the pants…)

Adoi la bapak akuuuu....…..and I was standing near the mannequin, grinned away when the tailor looked at my face as if he needs more explanation on what he has been asking for. It must be a lot of things puzzled the tailor after he heard that question. Let me picture what was in the tailor’s mind;

Perlukah aku jawab soalan cepumas orang tua ni? Atau
(Do I need to answer the ‘jackpot’ quiz from this old folk? Or)

Takde ke contoh design baju yang lebih susah dari yang bini pakcik nak weii….?Atau
(Don’t you have any designs that harder than this uncle….? Or)

Eh! aku kena tengok rancangan tu ke demi untuk pelanggan-pelanggan aku?
(Gee! Do I need to watch that tv program just for the sake of my customers?)

Italia vs Francia

Don't shoot me if you could not understand what i am saying, because i also don't understand it.... Niente niente!Ciao comestai mi amiko, amika? Bello e quello, potere, volere, dovere. Fabio Cannavaro magnificiente, Gianluigi Buffon excellente, Alessandro DelPiero, Fabio Grosso, Toni Luca, Alberto Gilardino, Gennaro Gattuso, AndreaPirlo, Mauro Camoranesi, Inzaghi Filippo all grande come'e' buona questa pizza! Come'e' buono questo latte! Casa e' piccolo... queste fotografie sono brutte. Questi panini sono deliziosi. Buon divertimento. Francesco Totti, Marcello Lippi, Zambrotta. Ventisette quarantotto settantotto sessantuno qindici. Facciamo un po' di aritmetica. Le signore, equita cane lampo fragola correzione papa' fava. Io non sono mai a casa non puoi telefonar. Per carita sto a dieta non puo preparar una semplice macedonia di frutta? Voi portate dei fiori alla signora io porto un libro di cucina.

I have got all the Italian words from the internet, sorry if any harsh words there, i did not mean it. Again, i repeat : I DID NOT MEAN IT. I did this just because one of my fav team - I T A L Y has won the semi final last nite.

Viva I T A L I A !!! Sekian, terima kaseyyyyyyyyyy....

Big Foot Sandcastle

from left: Zalina, me, Is, SPL and her Awisy

Last Saturday, i have joined in sandcastle competition that organized by 'my ex-company'. Muazzam did not want to join because he has something to do at home (Z z z z z z z z z z z.....good sleep for world cup). I was frustrated with one of my favourite team - Argentina did not make it mannn.... rasa macam nak terajang je tv semalam!! (feel like want to kick the tv!!). Muazzam also frustrated. We both 'dislike' Germany!!!

I went to Pantai Sepat with Zalina, also my best friend. A nite before that, i have called Zalina to confirm the time and she said;

"pukul 7 pagi aku ambik kau, jangan off kan handphone kau pulak, susah aku nanti!"
(i pick you at 7 am sharp, don't off your handphone, i will be in trouble!)

The meantime waiting for Zalina to arrive, 6.50 am i was like a very solehah (good) housewife, watering the grass at our compound (geeee...the first time in life i did this). Normally Muazzam will do this before he goes to work. And then 7.20am, i still waiting for Zalina.... Di mana janji melayumu itu Zalina?? hahahahahahahahaha.........

I have reached at Pantai Sepat near 8 o'clock. SPL was there busy with the registration. SPL is a secretary for the company recreation club.

Ok back to our sandcastle competition. Sculpture title is BIG FOOT CASTLE and our team name is Man Laksa. See attached photos. We have won 6th place, that's me holding the prize. When Muazzam sees our sandcastle, he said;

"laaa...patutla dapat no 6..."
(no wonder you got 6th place...)

Such an evil comment huh??!! Dengki la tu....